<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Claire Alexander]]></title><description><![CDATA[Claire Alexander]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:20:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.clairebearpears.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[It’s so over (for a month!)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, July 25th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi y’all- Well the summer is coming to a close (no its...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/it-s-so-over-for-a-month</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66b3e8741f7df2194a5cbaa5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_403ac654aedd4b7baf6a78fac360eeba~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[we’re so back]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, July 11th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi y’all- Last week was a doozy for me- I went to a club...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/we-re-so-back</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66b3e7ea04921ca104749f79</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2024 21:33:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_65db1f5e887b4f51a7bb26d85e3cb276~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_396,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh happ pride btw!!! ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, June 27th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi y’all! A little under a year ago, I was in one of the...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/oh-happ-pride-btw</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66b3e69c45487db10c2f6434</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2024 21:30:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_fd5d3fa9dab24529b8cfe146ab8d1a07~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_702,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don’t miss the part of this newsletter where I plug my new writing gig at Go Magazine !!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, May 30th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi y’all, Hope you’re well!! I’m not :/ unfortunately, I...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/don-t-miss-the-part-of-this-newsletter-where-i-plug-my-new-writing-gig-at-go-magazine</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6658bcd56f5b88f147e4a5e4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2024 17:54:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_2481a80235994c9b902ebb5376da3aa2~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_686,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Are Heineken 0.0’s Good? ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey y’all- I’m still here babes!! I know I’ve been on and off a little as of late, I’ve just been super busy and, as always, hungover....]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/are-heineken-0-0-s-good</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6658b9f93e844f79e18ddfad</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[How can I babysit if I’m only 27 years old?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, May 16th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi y’all- I’m feeling amazing on this beautiful lovely day...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/how-can-i-babysit-if-i-m-only-27-years-old</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6658baffd8a7f6b608be8ecf</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_4225665fc3654a95811045615a94d43f~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_580,h_330,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I can’t hate her]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, May 2nd, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi all- Do you guys…hate yourselves? No, no, no! I don’t...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/i-can-t-hate-her</link><guid isPermaLink="false">663fa1bdee1739f220f72741</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_40cd7150f35247dc914b7df0f05e8dd7~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love and Basketball?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi everyone, I have always prided myself on hating sports. I’ve never liked them, or been good at them, and when my mom made me play...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/love-and-basketball</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66216d6980826d783a138ab6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2024 18:59:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_f05fd250875542298c6c547b62b45aca~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Let’s re-brand one-night stands]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, April 11th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi all- Hope everyone is having an interesting and safe...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/let-s-re-brand-one-night-stands</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66216cc69bc201fc439b1aa6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_3ad793a49be344e8abd022d033879307~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_900,h_600,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have a lover sun, but I'm definitely a hater rising, with a bad music taste moon (I don’t actually understand astrology)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all- My friends (just my two roommates) all think I’m a “lover” and not a “hater,” and I guess I agree. I do try to see the good in...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/i-have-a-lover-sun-but-i-m-definitely-a-hater-rising-with-a-bad-music-taste-moon-i-don-t-actually</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66216bfcdcdb1f9f291bdad3</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2024 18:54:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_86c3acb9518e4efebbdd15be9121f30a~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unemployed but it’s Okay Because I Believe in Astrology Enough &#38; Things Seem Pretty Good for Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, March 28th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi all- Coming here with a super hot unpopular opinion- I...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/unemployed-but-it-s-okay-because-i-believe-in-astrology-enough-things-seem-pretty-good-for-me</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6605ae0677a55b8b8b8315d8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2024 17:51:06 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nervous, but Nervous!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Changing this girl’s contact to this did help for a minute because I just decided to assume she liked me until she told me otherwise,...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/nervous-but-nervous</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6605ad20a355dea05ef7b9a2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_edfc0e16300f49f69d02a2c3e3585e0f~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_580,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sorry about this one straight people]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, March 14th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi all- Do I have a big gay audience on here? Or is it...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/sorry-about-this-one-straight-people</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6605ac4c089dd2872bb94e5f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_ed4328f1f5964cd5bcb1776ea76d412d~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[It’s okay I can make fun of Scotland, 110 years ago my ancestors left there because they were making fun of it too]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight, Thursday, February 29th, 9 pm at 354 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 Hi all- Good evening again, forgive me for...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/it-s-okay-i-can-make-fun-of-scotland-110-years-ago-my-ancestors-left-there-because-they-were-making</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6605abe1bf45a42d35745788</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_a265f853112646cf9c6e4554f1f4740c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_640,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I don’t normally believe in conspiracy theories but I think I just invented a good one]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy 4:30 pm (I’m hoping to send this email by then) I went to the tenement museum last week has anyone been? If you live in a pre-war...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/i-don-t-normally-believe-in-conspiracy-theories-but-i-think-i-just-invented-a-good-one</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d20fdc3a7ebd5b1a3ac0</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2024 23:01:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_4ac5e5a076bb4a659552798a343ccedd~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_490,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[PLEASE come tonight, my parents are coming and I don’t want them to think me pursuing comedy was a mistake]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello out there! My parents are coming to town today- and to DRULE TONIGHT! And they wanted to do what I do every day, how do I tell them...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/please-come-tonight-my-parents-are-coming-and-i-don-t-want-them-to-think-me-pursuing-comedy-was-a-m</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d1a59b18a9530860bcf4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_72e62a4c3a6c425bb40c09908e30eeab~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_781,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I’m really sorry about this one thing about me ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all- One thing about me is that I've historically been disgustingly and tragically soooo monogamous which ruins the entire point of...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/i-m-really-sorry-about-this-one-thing-about-me</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d16f95fe8f1d8ae341a2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck, Marry, Kill: Breweries, Wine Bars, Speak Easies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all- I am not sure which I hate the most; a wine bar, a brewery, or a speakeasy. A lot of my friends call me a lover, and I think I am...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/fuck-marry-kill-breweries-wine-bars-speak-easies</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d116370db6526b6883ac</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Doubling Down, Hot Girls Up? Maybe? Sorry idk]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all- I worked a double at the restaurant I work at this week, and boy is my wallet still empty. Have you ever done this? I think...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/doubling-down-hot-girls-up-maybe-sorry-idk</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d098aee0ec8744839e09</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b64644_d78ea75564a7482e82f72966bcc9baef~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_600,h_600,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Princess and the Pee Pee]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all! We’re almost done with dry January! (I’m not doing it, I just miss my friends who are) Everyone ready for America’s next...]]></description><link>https://www.clairebearpears.com/post/the-princess-and-the-pee-pee</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65d7d02e767c7b659c3bdb3e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Claire A</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>